Career Guidance Resources
Debra Winger was the voice of E.T. Pearls melt in vinegar. Santa Claus (St. Nick) is the second most recognized fictional character in the world. Number one is Ronald McDonald. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for an entire year's supply of footballs. Thirty-
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With the stock market in the news, here is a brief guide to todays activity " Helium was up; "Feathers were down; "Beef steered into a bull market; "Paper was stationary; "Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading; "Pencils lost a few points; "Hiking equipment was tr
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My economy is dead. The bank account is on life support. Our family financial situation is in dire need of MCPR: Monetary Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation. My debt is rising faster than a speeding bullet. It's able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. There's a real storm brewing and it's all
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Some sayings are so deep and meaningful they offer words of life wisdom. These quotes have become more than a few lines on a page. One saying falls into this genre "You only once", reminding us that we should live life to the fullest. This particular quote has been expanded on and now reads "You
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T-shirts are becoming the apparel for proudly and funnily showing your messages or funny image. T-shirt transfers are becoming ever more popular as they are much cheaper and can turn the plainest T-shirt into a really cool one. You can grab the attention of a whole group of people with a funny
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A sense of humor! You can't go to the store and buy a package then after opening it become funny all of a sudden. First of all, you have to ask yourself, why do you want to be funny? Is it because you want to be the coolest guy/girl in school or at work? I do believe that everybody has a sense
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1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THAN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner. 2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW These managers you usually meet with
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My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spellin
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A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium. Action heroes never
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* It's enjoyable soft or hard. * It makes a mess too, but it tastes better. * It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it. * You always want to swallow. * It won't complain if you share it with your friends. * It's quick and convenient. * You can enjoy it more than once.
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