Career Guidance Resources
Ghost poopie: the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but the toilet like magic is clean! Clean Poopie: the kind where you poopie, it comes out, you see it in the toilet, you know it's there, but you wipe clean. Wet Poopie: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
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You awake in the middle of the night to a tape repeating "this time it's true love." You get an electric shock every time you leave the toilet seat up. Everything she says sound interesting but has no practical value. A trip to any fast food joint always results in ketchup-and-napkin Ror
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"Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair" "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time" "I Want It All and I Want It Delivered" "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" -- seen on Cape Cod
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EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. NOSY: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as he had already, comes back later.
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What's Your Sign? And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb? Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it? Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away. Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they ju
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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? -The Irish Times. Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and G
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10. I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night. 9. If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to get to know you better. 8. I'm a close personal friend of Oscar Meyer. 7. You smell like sauerkraut. 6. When I think about you, I touch my hot dogs. 5. May I put your change in y
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1)You wake up - face down on the pavement 2)You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold 3)You see a "60 minutes" news team waiting for you in your office 4)Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles 5)Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own
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Finally a Barbie you can relate to! At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-
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Daily Routine The day is divided into two important sections. Mealtime. And everything else. I. Mealtime 1. Just because there does not seem to be anything visible around to eat certainly does not mean there is nothing around to eat. The act of staring at the underside of a table or chair on
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